This is the most perfect summary of the German language I’ve ever seen
they are called like that for real (trust me i’m german)
#german#german is one of the most literal languages I s2g#vacuum cleaner = staubsauger. staub = dust / sauger = sucker ~~ dust sucker#slug = nacktschnecke. nackt = nude / schnecke = snail ~~ nude snail#skunk = stinktier. stink = stinking / tier = animal ~~ stinking animal#and so on
Hover over the first letter of your first name.
this is the cutest and most uplifting thing
I love how women will tell guys “no uterus, no opinion” but only when the guy disagrees with them. Men are allowed to have an opinion when they agree. So much for equality.
it’s almost like we don’t want other people dictating what happens to our bodies but appreciate people who support our right to autonomy
Do kids still do lemonade stands these days or do they go straight to dealing
someone wrote a post about forgetting to take their medication which reminded me to take mine
whenever I mention medication people end up commenting saying ive reminded them
so this is a friendly reminder for us to take our medications
I just got home at 2am and ate an entire slab of chocolate because I didn’t feel like putting shoes on to go to the kitchen.